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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Don't Dilute the Finer Things

What is the point of owning a bearskin rug if you're going to place barriers between yourself and the luxury? A bearskin rug is at the apex of fine living, and your obtaining one is evidence that you are a king among men. So wrap yourself in the regal fur; let no peasant robes infringe upon your divine right.

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