Clown Cancelled, Time to Step Up

The kids have been here for 45 minutes, they're fighting, they're anxious, and the entertainment just cancelled. No clown for the big top birthday, no fucking problem. I used to do this in college and it killed. I know it looks ridiculous, but I swear, people are going to be peeing themselves. I use a mexican accent and my catch phrase is "Can you dig it, Meng!"