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Thursday, April 28, 2011

The James Dean of Erotic Gunplay

Our hero Randy had long given up on a 9-5 existence. His inability to concentrate on assignments due to untreated ADD and distrust for authority instilled in him by his father's abandonment, led to his eventual firing from every job he's ever held. With no mainstream options available, Randy has dedicated himself to making it big by harnessing his passions for erotica and weaponry. These two industries combine for over $200 Billion in revenue each year, world wide... and Randy is on the cusp of becoming the poster boy.

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