Four Bucks an Hour?

Four Bucks an hour is half of my regular rate. Your call to let me know you were going to be another 3 hours was nice and all, but it doesn't make up for missing my date. So I'm done watching your brats. I kept them safe, fed, and out of trouble for 3 hours, which I think is a fair amount of time for my compensation. Now I'm only here to call 911 if they're dying, until you get home.