It's Not Sexy When You Do It

I know you've looked at countless sexy pictures featuring this pose, but I'm willing to bet they were all ladies with fine asses. Your mistake in choosing this as YOUR sexy pose is that you are neither a lady, nor do you have a fine ass. Even your long hair is ratty and unnattractive, whereas in these pictues, the fine ladies with their sweet asses have really awesome "I want to touch it" hair. Sexy guy poses feature a leg propped up so the dong is on display. Learn this!