Independent State... of 1.

You are looking at the President, the Supreme court, and the hombre numero uno of the country of "Michelob." I got fed up with bullshit taxes, bullshit cops harrassing me, and bullshit mexicans taking my jobs. I'm a grown ass man, and I need to be in charge of my life. So I declared this backyard an independent country. So unless you're going to pay MY taxes, you can clear right on outta here brotha'.