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Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Nope, He's Still Playing WoW
Wrapping your naked body in your boyfriend's old gaming equipment should be a tremendous turn on for him. He should recognize your lustful cry for attention and jump to lavishing you with intimate affections. He'd slowly untangle the cords, neatly wrapping them and putting the controllers back in the foot locker in his closet, revealing more and more of your supple flesh with each. The audible snap of the DS lid closing would send shivers through your body that would shoot out of your excited nipples. You should have succeeded in leading him down an educationally erotic path where he learned to put away his childish toys, to play with your body, as a man. But this cry went unheard, because he's gay for computers.
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