Meeting of the Brilliant Stud Club

Without a bunch of mouthy bitches around to cut them down, a group of like-minded men are free to call themselves whatever they wish.

Aint Nuthin' But a Thang

I live in a war-torn country man. I'm not talking a brief period of conflict, I'm talking heavy fire every day of my life. I've read about picnics and days at the beach; relaxation in a state of true peace and calm. But, this is my moment of peace, when the rebels are drunk and momentarily out of ammunition.

American Gothic - First Draft

Grant Wood mocked up several scenarios before settling on the Farmer and his wife for his famous painting "American Gothic". The above was an early favorite, posed for by his family. Unfortunately the kids split the vote and his wife was supposed to be the tie breaker.

Wicked Witch of the East Side

A great tornado raged through the city, tossing everything asunder and causing huge amounts of property damage. Here, Toto sits atop a house woman who's crushed herself under her own weight, freeing the munchkins.

Seeing Eye Whore

Helper dogs are in short supply. It takes years and dedicated volunteers to train them, and they typically go to those most in need. So Gladys Washington had to settle for a prostitute on work-release to help her navigate the city.

...It Ends In A Draw

The crowd was reassured when the hero Power Ranger sprung onto the train to combat the villain. They clashed with wicked fucking sick ninja moves for several stops, neither gaining an advantage. Then the villain ripped off his pants to reveal a horribly hairy ass. The Power Ranger made a final strike with all of his strength, and the two perished simultaneously.
Power Ranger = Ass

Father's Art

The ideal lifestyle of an artist is living alone in squalor with only addiction and pain as motivation. For when an artist strays into a middle class family dynamic, then the children suffer.

Decadence Goes Awry

Stacy and Kristie had been living in luxury. "Cosmos in bed!" cried Stacy, to their mutual delight. Several hours later the pleasure of watching romantic comedies with her BFF in a sea of cozy down, turned ghastly. And she was just about to make her lesbo move too.

Didn't Need it Anyway

Men don't need nipples.
"Oh fuck no, they don't!"
So as we artistically enhance our bodies, we might as well nip those vestigial organs right off.
"Makin' my shit neat!"

Unfinished Business

If I had a jar of brown paint, and the guts to follow through with it, I'd paint a turd dropping out of her ass. How come everyone's afraid of public displays of scat?

Much Love to Mormonism

It may be twice the bitchin', but it's also twice the bitches. If it were just one, we'd fight and pick on each other. But with two of them, they compete with each other and I get to skate clean! Much love Brigham Young, my multi-bitch pioneering motha' fucka!

Too Fat for Pornography

When a woman is unable to put her vagina on display for sexual invitation, she's lost herself. Prior to that moment, the debate over a woman's body and its objectification rages. But once you've lost the ability to show me your pussy, you don't even own it.

Box of Dignity

In comparison to conditions in the 3rd world, the American worker can't complain. But dammit, this is a wide and free country where people should roam as pioneers - proud, self-reliant individuals. Their dignity long destroyed by their career choice, these two are boxed up for the nightly trash dump.

The Light of the Aryan Nation

These candles shall burn perfectly clean, without soot or ash, demonstrative of the purity of the white race.
"Why are my feet in the wax again?"
It's cause were combining... cause we need to show, ugh... they just ARE Megan!

Picture Perfect Children

Since his wife took the kids when she moved to Sacramento, Luis procured near identical models to support his vacation photographs. Little did he know an errant lighting bolt would bring them to life with maniacal blood lust.

Shopping Without a List

"Okay, I needed green beans, coffee, and oranges... I've got those. I know there was something else I needed that I was completely out of... Damn, I should have brought my list."

Don't Follow Neil Young's Advice Just Yet

Impatient to fulfill his life-long dream of "rockin' in a free world", Syed Al Hussein began to shred his acoustic the minute he saw the army begin to retreat from the rebel attack on the palace.

Ulterior Motives

Raquel would laugh when she told people that Tony just loved her for her tits. However she never knew how right she was, for Tony, strapped for cash, really did just want to steal her tits for his own trans-journey to Antoinette.

Undocumented Bladder Failure

Party pictures are taken to capture moments of fun for an eternity. But binge drinking is for instant gratification and living in the moment, and all the things that happen with it are meant to be forgotten by dawn. No one wants picture proof of why their clothes smell like pee.

Bottom of the Jug

Get every last drop young lad, for you don't know where your next meal might come from. The ability to put clothes on ones back goes hand in hand with putting a meal on the table.

It's Functional and Smells Delicious - Win Win

When Deron broke the glass shade of her favorite lamp, Gertie was livid. But what at first was a temporary solution soon proved to be a twist of fortune, as the heated bucket filled the house with the scent of fried chicken, masking her body odor problems.