Someone Will Wash Me, I'm Certain

If I stay here, looking sexy like this, eventually someone will come along and wash me. Man, woman, or whatever, I'm polyamorous. That means I like polyester, and that I'll fuck anyone. I've postioned myself strategically, to show off my legs, and to block access to both the washer and dryer. This will increase my chances of being washed, either because of my sexy, dirty, legs or because someone needs to use the machines for their clothes. I don't care. I don't care about anything, except getting washed.