We're Out of It

If we only needed coffee, juice, paper towels, dish detergent, and milk, that is all we would have listed. However, we just so happen to be out of anal lube, and if we don't remember to pick some up at the store then we'd have to suffer without it. Akin to lacking paper towels with which to mop up spills, or juice to nourish our morning throats and keep our gin company, lack of anal lube leaves a hole in our daily lives. And that is all you need to know about our grocery list.