We're Staging a Protest

Clay and I are protesting gay adoption. I don't know if its legal here yet, but we're going to make damn sure it stays that way. Look at us wearing pink, we're an abomination! Just like two men trying to raise a baby. You can't breast feed with fake titties, and who's supposed to be the man and the woman? Huh? Clay, tell them about...what the hell are you doing? Jesus christ, we're trying to make a point, not actually be gay. Stop rubbing your body you moron!