Retirement's a Bitch

Having been defeated once and for all by the Sandman, Peter Parker knew he was too old to continue as a web-slinging super hero. The Daily Bugle published a scathing story that painted his entire career as a failure. Without crime fighting to occupy his time and no endorsement deals coming his way, he was forced to work in a city parking lot. "Welcome to Spidey's 24-7 Parking, dere's more spaces in the back."