Beats Mining for Diamonds

Trust me dude, this is waaaay better than mining for diamonds. I did that for three years and feared for my life every day. I've got scars on my forehead from having machine guns pushed against it. So doing this kinky ass shit for that Dutch dude is totally better. These are the kinds of scars that wash away with whiskey. Though I'm a little worried about what we're going to do with these cucumbers, and I'm not totally sure our lives aren't in danger doing this too. Did you know that in some countries you can get paid to talk on the phone? And you're allowed to leave every day!