Ho Ho Ho, Get OFF!

I swear to god, the sanctity of the Mall Santa Claus is under constant assault from the jaded entertainment industry and no-account websites. "Sketchy Santas?" How about sketchy grown dudes who want to sit on my lap. If I don't let this freak take this picture, I'll get canned. You think it's easy for a guy who looks like Santa to find a job? Hell no. Everyone says, "You look like Santa" and then my credibility is shot.