Oh Man, I'm a Great Dad

This is gonna be great! "Udder Happiness," that's what I'll title this on Facebook. I just hope I have enough time to answer all the comments. But we still have the baseball game this afternoon and the circus tomorrow, before my cunt of an ex-wife picks the boy up. 48 hours once a month isn't nearly enough time to spend with my only son, remind him who the best dad in the world is, and get a crap load of pictures up on Facebook for cougar bait.