Trust Me, I Look Much Better This Way

I've a long history of trying different looks and styles, but nothing really worked until I donned the mask and cape. I tried the prep look, but khakis really make my ass look dumpy and the pastels highlight my poor complexion. Jeans ride up my butt, dress shirts give me kneck rolls, plaid makes me look like a lesbian, and sport coats make me sweat profusely. You might think I look foolish dressed as Batman, but  after the long fashion journey I've taken, let me tell you,  I am Batman!