I'm Not Guilty, I Suffer a Mental Condition

Your Honor, as you can see from my face, I suffer from a mental disorder that prevents me from making good decisions. I'm as much a victim as the clerk I stabbed over $127. That was just the most recent in a long stream of horrible things that have happended to me because of this terrible affliction I was born with. My lawyer just informed me that he has brokered a deal for me to serve my time on house arrest. I'd like to dismiss him and face a jury of my peers.