Don't Pigeon-Hole Me

Gary Spivey is much more than just a "Pyschic Medium, Healer," not that the dingbats at TLC care. I'm the President of my Soapbox Derby Racing club, don't you think "Gary Spivey - President" is a bit more impressive? For chrissakes, I'm wearing my fricken helmet right now. And oh by the way, I made this myself, as well as this outfit. So you could also add "Gary Spivey - Crash Suit Tailor" and "Gary Spivey-Safety Equipment Manufacturer." I'm done with this interview so, go ahead and change it to "Gary Spivey - you can kiss my ass."