On the Set of "Batman: Rim of Desire"

Mr. Freeze, after you deflect Robin's Batarang, I want you to move straight into an embrace. No not, like you're fighting, slip your arm around his waist and move your hips in close to his. Closer. Okay, now Robin, you're defenseless, so gasp and flip your cape back to reveal your huge rod. Okay now Freeze, kiss him. No KISS him, like you want to fuck him. We're making gay porn here, let's start acting like it. Okay now where's my Penguin with the fish dildos?