Bruce Lee Taught Me This

Bam! See, this pose, Bruce Lee taught me this. I worked with him on "Enter the Dragon." I've worked with all of Hollywood's martial arts greats: Lee, Segal, Carradine, Chan, Phat, all of em. I started out as a fight scene extra, but over time I became a choreographer. Now, I give tours of their homes and sell their garbage. $50, the bus leaves after sundown and we can't get closer than 2000 feet. Here, let me show you the throat-rip-out move from the end of  "RoadHouse", hiyaaaa!