Put Your Money Where Your Prophecy is, Jesus

Hey Jesus, I gots me a shit load of orphans to feed and just one fish. I read about your magic powers, so I'm calling you out. You think you're better than Ganesha, you two armed motherfucker? Step up and make this fish feed my orphans. If you can feed these orphans for me, then I'll become Christian. But I'll make up my own Christian religion that lets me stay mostly Hindu. Don't be no sucka prophet, bitch.