Oh Randy. No, No, That's Not Sexy

When we last saw our hero Randy, he had pulled out all the stops to show the ladies just what he was packing. But with little response from the fish in the internet sea, he's spiraled down a misguided path of resorting to desperate displays of erotic gunplay. Simulating felatio with a baretta. Spinning the chambers of his colt revolvers off his nipples. Broadcasting these cries for attention over his webcam, Randy has alienated even his chatroom friends. So where he was once alone in a basement, with only his online acquaintenances, he has now discovered a new depth of loneliness. As this dawns on him, he holds his pistols in a new light of respect and apologizes for what he is about to ask them to do.