I'm the "Bad Boy" of Jazz Trumpet

Bad ass rock savants don't just play guitar. I was born with two talents, music and mayhem. If I don't have heroin in my blood then I can't even function. I have to drink whiskey all day, and when I throw an empty bottle of Jack through a store window for refusing to sell me more, I get arrested. But all I care about is melting minds with my transcendant Jazz Trumpet playing, so I will torch your police cruiser in order to get to my gig. Where's my lawyer? Fuck you!