I'm a Direct Descendant of Leif Ericson

I'm a modern day viking, and I live my life accordingly. Everything I do, I indulge to the fullest. I eat ALL the food, I drink ALL the beer, and with my bitch Vani here, well... I take that to the fullest too! She's my soulmate though, she really understands me and knows how "not giving a fuck" is an indelible part of who I am, my modern viking persona. As soon as I save up enough, we're going to Iceland to have a Norse wedding with a blood sacrifice.