Okay Fine, We Didn't Really Just Want Equality

Yes, we said we just wanted to be able to care for our ailing partners, to raise children as loving couples with stable homes, and share the domestic rights of straight couples. But really we just wanted to have over the top, homo-sexually charged weddings. Will actually invited his whole family, but my side was pure gays cavorting and grinding and shocking the crap out of everyone. Here comes the bride, she's got high heeled boots, fish net stockings and a raging hard on!