A Lady Needs Help! Anyone?

You put on a power suit and all of a sudden chivalry disappears. What the hell? Doesn't anyone see I'm struggling with this 5 ft ear of corn? It's unweildy, I'm in heels and I'm late. If I'd known I'd end up like this, I wouldn't have gotten my MBA. It was supposed to be all private jets and Kettle One Cosmos. But no, I get the Birds Eye account and here I'm carrying giant vegetables around looking like an ass. Seriously, I need help, I'm a girl!