Keep Tranquilizers at the Ready

I hate seeing such bold efforts derailed by an oversight. There are hundreds of hours of thought that led to this outfit; perfectly crafted to personify this handsome gentleman's true nature. Be it a caged white tiger, or an S&M Zebra, the animal within has been unleashed upon us. As much as I'd like to though, I can neither muster the desired sense of fear, or a raging boner that he seeks to elicit from me, because all I really want is a Pepsi.