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Thursday, May 19, 2011

Mankini or Mong?

Whatever you think it should be called, it works. It allows free movement for sliding through the water like a porpoise. The lines from the package, over the shoulders frame a perfect torso and slenderize an imperfect one. And best of all, the style is so outrageous, that no one can focus on how teeny your penis is.

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