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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Eww, This Turkey Tastes Like Coconut

Half of my friends have gotten cancer, and most of them are still around, so I figure, what the hell. The tan hides my veins and covers up my spots. Besides, I enjoy indulging in a cigarette now and again, so trying to avoid cancer is like hiding from the police in a jail cell. Now help grammie get some oil on my back.

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