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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Behind a Louvered Closet Door

Having pictures taken with my girlfriend is always a tremendous stress release. It gives me concrete coverage for my sexual orientation secret. As the taunts and accusations build up, and my father grows ever more silent around me, I worry that I'll be found out. But as soon as they see these pics they'll think I'm a classic, straight, stud.

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