Lord of Man, Walking with the God of Chicken

Jesus, thank you for meeting with me today. You see, long ago I prayed to you for inspiration in creating my chicken recipe, and to show you my appreciation, I've decided to use my fortune to help the needy.
"Oh, sorry dude, but I didn't help with your chicken thing. That's totally not what I'm into. Hey, do you wanna toast this roach with me?"