All I Need is my Ferret

Life has handed me a few lemons. Long ago my hopes and dreams eroded from grandiose accomplishments and whirlwind romances to just having a nice day. Now, my greatest moments are at home with my ferret "Silkey", stroking his soft fur and feeding off our loving bond. At these moments nothing can go wrong. "Aw shoot! Silkey, did you just pee on me?"