That's a Winning Smile

I'm sure his grin is ear to ear, because he's wearing the best mustache in the world. The accomplishment, the pride, the confidence in his self image; all would fuel a lusty perma-grin. God damn, that thing is so think and hunky. It's straight forward and boss, not fanciful like those competition 'staches. I just want to grab onto it, massage my fingers through it, and comb the crumbs out of it.