Hello Kitty! Goodbye Shame.

Do you want to know my secret to a perfect body? It's not the sexy underwear. It's not the kickin' boots or even my high-fashion modeling pose. My body is perfect because I drink enough of Old No.7 to erase any inhibitions or self doubt. My body is perfect because I'm too drunk to know better. On a related note, you should see the horrible thing I married.