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Saturday, July 2, 2011

Your Dad's Hitting on Me Again

Having a gay dad is great. He's caring, patient, and open in ways that my friends' Dad's never are. And really we're just a normal family most of the time. The only drawback is his interest in the guys I'm dating. I'd love for him just once to threaten them with violence if they touch my body, instead of inviting them to touch his.

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