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Friday, July 1, 2011

Suspect Identified

A rash of convenience store robberies has terrorized our sleepy village. Authorities have identified a single suspect and are in hot pursuit. Be on the look out for a white male, 5'11", dark hair, beard, sunglasses, ass where cock should be. Can be seen walking awkwardly and running into things.

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