Did You See That Party!!!

The first rule of partying is "Always maintain buzz control." However, good times have a way of getting out of hand, so the REAL first rule of partying is "Don't party with assholes who don't like you." I feel bad for kids who are stuck with the peers that they're dealt. This is not grounds for transferring to a new HS.

Less is More

Most men are naturally competitve. Both mentally and physically, they'll lock in combat at any opportunity. Competition for "World's Greatest Dad" is no exception. Though in this case, being the best is actually the worst.