Aesop's Bastards - Motorcycle Club

Having failed to learn his lesson from the footrace with the Tortoise, the Hare showboats moments before losing control and coming in second to an Amish man in a horse drawn buggy.
"Ye should have minded your work English. Modesty is a victory unto itself."

Outlaw Kayaker

Gary "Pops" McKeever takes a break and lets the currents carry him for a while. A lone and rugged individual on the high seas, not associated with any clubs, he lives a pure outlaw lifestyle in international waters. The high he gets from ultimate freedom is only tempered by the lack of "mommas".