Oh Goddamn I'm Old

When I entered my 80's I promised to live life to the fullest; to party, to act youthful and adventurous. But dammit if times like these just make me feel old. At first I really liked the attention she gave me, but as the truth of her condescension sets in, I'm left depressed in this hell hole club. I'm grinding my rod on her and she's laughing like it's some kind of joke. I'm trying to close the deal here!