I'm a Criiime Fighta'

So I was at the market, arguin' wit the butcha about his pork loin, $4.99 a lb is outrageous... what was I talking about? Oh yeah, so I see this man come runnin' down the aisle, and without thinking I threw my coffee at him. He screamed in pain, the manager shows up, turns out the guy was stealing produce! Go figure, huh? I always knew I had a higher purpose.