And For My Next Trick...

I, the great Scrawndini shall amaze and terrify you with my next trick. Balancing this flaming torch upon my nose, I shall tight rope walk from the shoulders of my lovely assistant Gwendolyn, to my not-so-lovely assistant Keith. I will warn you, the results of this attempt may be gruesome, for Keith is newly hired to replace Rebecca who is currently in the ICU with a broken neck and horrible torch fuel burns.