This is My Newest Ren-Fest Costume

My first costume was a knight, but holy crap the armor was hot and uncomfortable; it made the day at the fair unbearable. Then I went as a warlock, but I added too much glitter to my cloak and it hung weirdly around my shoulders, so with my long hair people kept thinking I was a princess. So I spent all winter putting together this Centaur outfit...
"Hey, you're a horse's ass"
Fuck.