Third Times A Charm

The first two were duds. But since you're already committed to being parents, you might as well keep trying for a good one. Keep trying constantly.

Um... Excuse Me... You Can't Do That Here.

I have to ask myself, as a patrol officer, whether deep down I'm envious. Maybe I'll just let them finish. I mean, it's not going to get any more lewd. And honestly what if I pulled her off and then he shot it on me? I just got my uniformed dry cleaned.

Duuude, Check Me Out




Dude... I'm actually in her. Shhhh! Everyone thinks we're just screwing around, but it slipped in a minute ago and she's just going with it, so I am too. Holy crap, her mom and aunts are watching! Bachelorettes are fucking crazy man. I'm not proud but... hey you want next? It'd be EPIC!