Polygalady

Growing up the oldest daughter in a Polygamist household, Carol developed a unique sense of matriarchy. On the day of her fourth marriage, her sense of pride in having followed in her father's footsteps was tempered by the worry that her oldest daughter wouldn't do the same. "Get yer ass back here Chelsea!"

Why There Are Laws Against This

Josiah Abernathy thumbs his nose at anti-polygamy laws. His wives are all happy and willing participants in their faith. His children are all financially supported and instilled with fine moral character, but damn if they didn't all get his 11th toe. Also, some of the guys are "you know whating" some of the girls.

Who's Marrying What?

A dash of this and a pinch of that and they've combined all the unsettling elements of the existing family-centric reality TV shows. This can't miss, trainwreck style docu-drama should likely end in murder... and huge ratings. We're looking at you, '80's Clown.