The Secret to Good Balloon Art

The basic component of a good balloon animal is the "shaft and balls". Blow up your balloon, measure out your shaft, then twist off a couple of balls. This girl has a 6 shaft helmet and is holding a machine gun that's 4 shafts and 6 balls. Seeing the smile on her face is what gets me going, that and blowing up a smooth foot long black balloon and wrapping it about her pre-pubescent body.