They're Ghostly Really

In an attempt to prevent the dreaded wonky wheel which torments grocery shoppers, offending carts have been strung up in the trees to be pecked by crows, as a morbid warning to their breathren.

Dude? Where's the Band?

They rushed toward the source of the music, excited for a rock concert. But when they got to the stereo wall, there was no band, no seats, no concessions. The music began to tear into their minds, stirring up fear and panic. And that's when she started howling about how their organs would be harvested for stew.