I'm Michael Felch and He's Boss Hog

I know the Summer Olympics were in 2008, but I really wanted to be something sexy for Halloween and my heart told me to wear nothing but a speedo. Besides, every time someone comments on me being Michael Phelps and that my costume is played out, I correct them and say, "No, FELCH, I'm Michael Felch". That's how I met this upstanding officer here. Now if you excuse us, he's going to pat me down to see if I'm smuggling anything... I am.