This Sausage is Greasy

I'm making my man a delicious breakfast for dinner. It's fun, spontaneous, and sexy. Soon we'll be feeding each other fluffy pancakes, dipped in maple syrup. Our eggs will be perfectly flipped over easy, and this sausage.... this sausage will force us to sit in silence while we savor it in our mouths. But I aint gettin no grease on my blouse!