Inseparable Couple

We're soul mates whose chakras have combined into a single spirit being. We literally go everywhere together, because several of our body piercings have interlocked. Please help.

Next Time, Cash Up Front

I spent 4 hours on a Mexican Sugar Skull piece on this dickweed's chest and then he couldn't pay me. So to work it off, he's going to stand at the front of my store as a piercing display for the weekend. He's lucky I don't do Prince Alberts.