Don't Blame the Dumpster, Blame Society

As a society, we've turned our backs on irresponsible, underprivileged, teenage mothers. They've no option other than desperate inhumanity, but this should not be! The teenage woman should be a mother, in fact, all mothers should be teenagers. They're unemployable, self absorbed, and prone to hysterics, just like new moms. Sync these social strata, and save the babies.